A Rasta n his Empress r in court getting a divorce. d problem was, who should get custody of d child? The Empress jumped up n said, ‘ur Honor I brought the child in 2 this world wit pain n labor. She should be in my custody. d judge turns 2 d rasta n ask wat do u have to say in d matter, d rasta sat 4 a while thinkin then slowly rose n said Yow ur Honour if I n I put a dollar in the vending machine n a pepsi come out a who fa pepsi? I n I or d machine?
